Acceptance of Terms
By using this website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the site.
What This Site Is
Death Date 3000 is a novelty life expectancy calculator. It applies rough, illustrative adjustments to a national baseline life expectancy figure based on lifestyle factors you enter. The specific date, cause, and roast text it generates are for entertainment purposes and should not be relied upon as accurate, medical, or actuarial information.
No Warranty
This site is provided "as is," without warranty of any kind, express or implied. We don't guarantee the calculator is accurate, error-free, uninterrupted, or fit for any particular purpose. Use it for fun, not for decisions that matter.
Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Death Date 3000 and its operators are not liable for any damages — direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential — arising from your use of this site, including any decisions made based on its output.
Content & Blog
Articles on this site's blog are general information written for a broad audience, not personalized medical or financial advice. They may reference published research, but interpretation and simplification are our own and could be incomplete or become outdated.
Intellectual Property
The design, branding, and original written content on this site belong to Death Date 3000. Photos used in blog posts are credited to their respective photographers and sourced from Pexels under their free-use license.
Third-Party Services
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Changes
We may update these terms at any time. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated terms.
Contact
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